One time I saw a psychic
I thought about that one time a lot this weekend. About 10 years ago, on a super rainy afternoon (I think maybe even a tropical depression was sweeping across Boston), David and I and a friend went to see a psychic downtown. It was a creepy event: gray skies, torrential rains, and the storefront sitting directly across the street from a colonial period burial ground. What brought us there? Our friend had shared about her previous experience in which the psychic saw deep into her past in explicit and concrete ways and even made not-so-soon-into-the-future predictions that rang true with her head space for the decisions that needed to be made. As a total skeptic, I thought it would be more fun than anything else to get my tarot card read and check out that one-time experience of psychic predictions. The space was exactly as you might imagine it. Dark lighting, some old thread worn carpeting, and lots of decor of stars, moons, and other celestial bodies filling the room along with various pillows of what was supposed to be lush and plush ornamentation but read more like a Pier 1 clearance aisle ransacked. We sat on chairs, that reminded me of seats from the local Columbus Hall, in the waiting space behind a silk screen partition for our turns. The psychic was a heavy set man, probably in his mid thirties. I was beckoned over to his folding table covered in a tapestry tablecloth where he asked me to cut the deck of tarot cards to begin.
That is when things got weird. I remember at the time begin taken aback by many of the claims and insights he shared. The ones that have stuck with me throughout the years were:
- Are you lactating? You are giving off a "milk making" vibe.
WTF!! This is crazy. Who has a milk making vibe? Did I smell like milk? I was not. Nor was I planning to have a baby any time soon since David and I only started dating.
- You have a thyroid problem.
I do? Whoa....my recent blood work had not revealed this issue.
- You live in Southborough.
I lived 10 minutes by T from this dude's psychic location, not 20+ miles from downtown Boston
- You will have four children but two of them will be girls' and they won't be your children.
Huh? I don't want four children, that is just too many. Also, what does "won't be yours" mean? Like will I steal them?
I left the session dismissing all the crazy. While it was fun, it was also an apparent waste of my time. But his prediction sat with me because they felt so bizarre in how direct and confident he was in delivering them. Every time they crept back into my mind, I would remind myself that of course he needed to share confidently whatever crazy story he was spinning because otherwise he would not have a "job."
So ten years later, perhaps if I bend around the tale a little you can make the argument that all of his predictions ACTUALLY came true.
- I nursed both boys and it was a relatively easy experience though exhausting. It felt really awesome to accomplish that despite early troubles getting started and working full-time.
- When I was pregnant with Henry and Owen, I did have thyroid problems and now who knows potentially I might see my thyroid crop up again on to the "naughty" list of organs not doing their job.
- While I don't live in Southborough, I do live way outside of Boston. Perhaps he got the town's name wrong but knew that my true point of settling would not be within the confines of the metropole.
- I have two sons. This should come as NO surprise to anyone. BUT I do have 2 goddaughters. When Avery was born, my brother and sister-in-law asked me to take on this super special role and then just this past weekend, I was asked a second time to be the godmother to my bestie's baby, Juliet. So I have 4 children but the two girls are technically "not my children."
Who would have thought that a kooky visit to a psychic might turn out to have been 100% valid over the course of a ten year landscape....or perhaps I am just remembering it that way, haha.